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| Photo credit: UWO Sorority Chickz |
LEGAL NAME: Dickery Burns
AKA: Dick Burns, Team DB, Big-D
QUALIFICATIONS: 4 years select-GM experience, Master of Wise Words, large phallus, Wildlife Crusader
ABOUT: Dick Burns is hung like an elephant's truck. A lover of hockey and fantasy trades, he's known for his contrarian selections and management style, as well as disappearing for large portions of the year, likely due to fulfilling the needs of sex-crazed ladies who are in need of some trunk action. Aside from hockey and ladies, Dick Burns enjoys hiking on peninsulas and pommeling wildlife with rocks.
PERSONAL QUOTE: "I'll be there... eventually."
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