WK20 - Even Stephen

WK20 is now int he books, and yes, I am again one day late in reporting the weekly statistics. Sorry gents; ladies these days just want to go all night long and into the morning. Evening rendexvous' with Commissioner Randy no longer end with "Want to get breakfast?" but rather "Want to get lunch?"

"I know that feeling," said Dick Burns. "As long as she doesn't want to get any dairy, I'm good."

Yes, yes, Dick Burns. We know that you don't like your dairy. All you want is your dressings and your cardboard boxes. If it were up to you, heaven would be nothing but a wasteland of cardboard boxes, filled with turkey dressings - just think of the soiled madness.

"I am drooling," said Dick Burns.

Anyways, as I look at the statistics for WK20, I can only think of one thing: EVEN STEPHEN!

Pierre McGuire, who's been busy with trades etc., managed to swing by for some commentary (the first time in quite a while), so he'll take you through the numbers.

Adds McGuire: It was a fine week, Commissioner, a fine week indeed! With the League average point accumulation for the week at 150.30 points, it was arguably one of the most productive week's inside the Wring. After about a month and a half of slow production, Safari was able to have a MONSTER, MONSTER week, bringing home 187.35 fantasy points, just a head of Sitch who brought in 173.80.

Adds McGuire: With the big week, Safari was able to maintain his number one rank. Sitch, who continues to debate his roster, continues to chase, stuck between a rock and a hard place as to whether he should gun it for top spot or reset for next year. If you ask me, Sitch is exactly where I would want to be: in between. Hell, that's why I love it between the benches, baby!

Adds McGuire: If there was any more proof of parity in the League, it's the PPGP. Look, Burgundy and Dick Burns are both at a League-low 3.25, followed by Sitch at 3.34, then by Safari at 3.35, and finally by Tree Bone at 3.39. Can you say razor thin?! The gap in PPGP in the Wring is thinner then my hairline!

Adds McGuire: And I love the Rainbow. Reminds me of the Crosbone; the possibilities are endless. It can be analyzed in soooo many different ways. There's never been such a more even (Stephen!) distribution. Just look at how the colours are splattered across each select-GM; there isn't one that is running away with everything. The distribution is just so... magical. SC87 magical. This picture-perfect Rainbow distribution reminds me of the picture-perfect puck distribution that Crosbone delivers. Oh, simply amazing.

Thanks Pierre; it looks like you need a few tissues after that one.

Gentlemen and lady, prepare for the final push. It ain't gonna get any easier.

Cordially

- Morpheus Randy