WK10 - Ruling like a Pharaoh

I rule.

We're done with WK10. Some select-GM's are still sitting pretty (exta Safari), while others are starting to wonder if their teams will ever turn it around (extra Burgundy). The season is a long one, my friends, so never panic. There will always be another Super Saturday, another blockbuster trade, another hat-trick, another monstrous shutout to bring your team back into the hunt for the belt. It's just like the stock market; there's always going to be ---

"Ebbs and flows, bitches!" said Burgundy.

My words, exactly. Burgundy, don't interrupt me again.

Here are the charts, courtesy of the stats machine:

Production was down a bit this week, with the average point accumulation coming in at 117.81 fantasy points. Sitch was this week's top bread winner, bringing home 148.45 fantasy points, despite benching Jake Allen (shutout performance) and Johnny Gaudreau (2G 1A) on Saturday.

"Shit-Ass-Piss! Fuck!" screamed Sitch.

The Pharaoh (i.e. Safari) continues to lead the Wring, now six consecutive weeks. Tree Bone is showing that last week's performance was no joke, and she's now right on the tail of Safari, with games in hand and a boisterous PPGP. Burgundy, on the other hand, is still a limp-dick, and his Crosbone has not been able to find the wet zone.

"I'm hoping Crosbone will turn it around with the new coaching staff at Pittsburgh," said Burgs. "Because this is just getting ridiculous!"

As I said before, Tree Bone continues to crush the PPGP category, clocking in at 3.48 to lead the League. Sitch was actually this week's most improved; he added 0.04 to bring his PPGP to 3.29. It still ranks fourth in the League, but Sitch is looking to take any small victory he can get at this point.

"Small man, small victories," said Dick Burns.

"You... you better watch it, Dick, or I'm going to clock your head so hard you'll think you got hit by the OC Transpo!" replied Sitch.

"Don't forget your step ladder," said Dick.

Other than weaker goals-per-game and shot percentage, Tree Bone is healthy in every other category. She's definitely demonstrated that quality is more important than quantity, and her players are the most efficient in the League. With games in hand, Tree Bone could easily accumulate points going into the New Year if she wishes, potentially propelling her into Pharaoh-like territory.

"It's a pretty big position to be in," said Safari, "so I'm not sure she could handle it."

"I'll be fine," replied Tree Bone. "Just like how you'll be fine winning a silver plate at the end of all this."

Wise words, Tree.