Jungle Jousting

Safari, staring down the ass of Dick Burns.

Oh it's close. Butt-fucking close.

Dick Burns remains the overall leader in the Wring, albeit by only a handful of points. Safari actually dethroned Dick Burns earlier this week for a short time, but a 40+ point night propelled Dick back into first. The two of them appear to be the front runners early on, and both are jockeying for the lead on a nightly basis.

"He (Safari) has seven games on me," said Dick Burns, from a top secret, spacecraft in a galaxy far, far away. "I'm much farther ahead then it presently looks."

While the latter is true, I must say that it only takes one Super Saturday to change the fate of any select-GM. With Safari doing everything he can to boost his roster (including lobbying with @YahooFantasy to put McDavid on IR status), it'll only take one monster ("Yes!" screamed Pierre McGuire) night to catch up.

"I want to excel in everything I do," said Safari. "Look at me: I'm an ad wiz, decorated in awards and I've just been nominated for several more. I'm so money that I'm dropping nuggets out of my ass. I work and live in one of the richest, most baller cities in the world. There's no stopping me this year, friends!"

"My night life." - Safari

"I own this." - Safari

I've said countless times that Safari is one of the most dangerous and dedicated select GM's in the Randy Leagues. In most years, I consider him a top contender, and the only reason why he hasn't achieved Randy Champion status is because other select GM's (namely, Burgs and Sitch) had absolutely stellar seasons, far exceeding expectations. Will this be the year that Safari finally gets his taste at victory? Will he dine with the finest of (non-alcoholic) wines, sink his teeth into the finest of meats?

"Oh, well if he wants that, I can give it to him," smirked Dick Burns, gesturing to his southern region.

Wise words, Dick.